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BOONE, NC – Appalachian State student Grant Crumpler announced Thursday evening that he is really getting tired of hearing about his friend’s acid trip from the previous weekend.

The junior Biology major was first informed of his friend’s hallucinogen-induced experience on Sunday evening, about eighteen hours after the event occurred. “When I first heard about it, it sounded incredible,” Crumpler told sources. “He was talking about things I couldn’t even begin to comprehend. Like how he saw God and he was electricity, and he could see the walls breathe.”

However, after continually hearing more or less the same story for four consecutive days, the profoundness of his friend’s words began to wane. “There are only so many times you can hear someone say he could see oxygen, or that he discovered the meaning of life, and have it sound impressive.” Crumpler’s ordeal has him questioning whether or not he even wants to try the drug at any point in the near future. “I admit, I was seriously considering taking acid with my friend the next time he planned on trying it, but after having to hear him go on and on every single day, it’s making me wonder if I’ll be an insufferable twat too.”

Crumpler has yet to tell his friend to “shut the fuck up” but claims that he has come close. “When the story started to get old, I just didn’t have the heart to tell him because I didn’t want to be a buzzkill. Today I almost did, but he wouldn’t stop talking about his spiritual experience for the twentieth time.”

Crumpler was last seen rolling his eyes and holding back a yawn while the friend in question was telling him yet again about seeing a dragon leading a unicorn army in the pattern of divots on the ceiling.