toenailBoone, NC– Reports surfaced late Saturday evening that one of freshman Lindsey Howes’s fingernail clippings shot across the 6-inch divide of her room in Gardner Residence Hall onto an unidentified part of her roommate’s side this past Sunday.  “I can’t find the little shit anywhere,” said Howes as she halfheartedly rummaged under her roommate’s desk, finding three half-drunk water bottles, taking sips from each with dignity. “Oh well, guess it’s her problem now!” At press time, Howes had reportedly abandoned the search for the fingernail after losing sight of it in an ever-growing pile of her own dirty laundry, creeping toward the room’s divide.