8031644273_ac6e93f1b4_oOkay, so… This might sound a bit strange. But it seems that we here at the Rotten Appal just accidentally endorsed Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson for president, and now we don’t really know how to undo it.

Please, understand that this is all just one unfortunate mishap. We of course are all human, and humans make mistakes. And, I guess, sometimes when humans make mistakes, apparently Gary Johnson receives an endorsement for president. Which, to be clear, seems to mean that we are throwing our full support behind this former New Mexico governor to be the next leader of the free world.

To our devoted readers, don’t even think for a moment that we aren’t treating this error with utmost sense of urgency. We have spoken to all current writers and contributors to see if they know anything about how such an egregious oversight such as this endorsement could have appeared on our website. So far, however, we have yet to learn anything.

Clearly, we want to resolve this matter as soon as possible. We know our readers are smart, so we assume they will just see this endorsement and realize that we goofed.

Until then, just please ignore our endorsement of Gary Johnson. It’s not that we hate the guy. We just don’t wish to endorse him. Once again, we’re working to resolve this issue as soon as possible.

With our sincerest apologies,
The Rotten Appal