TALLAHASSEE, FL– Breaking new ground in the sports drink advertising market, a recent, nationally aired commercial depicted scientists from Gatorade forcefully replacing Cam Newton’s blood with the blue flavor. “Why are you doing this man? I didn’t sign up for this! Where is my lawyer? Somebody help me!” the 2015 NFL MVP cried as the multiple tubes protruding from his body filled with the electrolyte dense liquid, causing his body to convulse and mouth to foam for 10 rejuvenating seconds. “Stop! Ow! This hurts! I’m Cam Newton! Please! I don’t want to die!” At press time, the advertisement had faded to a still frame of a limp Cam Newton laying on the floor with the phrase “Is It In You?” sprawled across the screen.