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9 Fun New Collection Ideas

9 Fun New Collection Ideas

Tired of your baseball card collection? Your wide array of vintage playboy magazines that you keep under your bed not tickling your fancy anymore? Here are some fun new ideas of things you can collect to excite your inner hoarder: 1. Pokémon Cards — There are so many cards out there you can collect and collect and never have enough. Battle[Read More…]

November 3, 2015 Uncategorized
October Horoscopes

October Horoscopes

Aries – March 21st-April 19th Your Neptune is in Virgo for the first half of October, Aries, and that means a temporary change in your health. Food poisoning is extremely likely. My advice is to eat at some sketchy restaurants right now and get it out of the way! The greyer the chicken, the better!   Taurus – April 20th-May 20th Thomas[Read More…]

October 2, 2015 Uncategorized
September Horoscopes

September Horoscopes

  Aries – March 21st-April 19th September for you will mean increased communication and movement, Aries. You will experience an earth-shattering bowel movement and then tell everyone about it!   Taurus – April 20th-May 20th You’ve been working at it for a long time, Taurus, but this is the month you finally do it! You will finally lick your elbow.   Gemini – May[Read More…]

September 8, 2015 Uncategorized
Giant Inflatable Yosef Escapes, Attacks City

Giant Inflatable Yosef Escapes, Attacks City

September 3, 2015 Uncategorized

Welcome Back, Freshmen!!

August 17, 2015 Uncategorized

April Horoscope

Aries- March 21st-April 20th That rover is all up in your home planet’s business, Aries. The mars rover is trying to unlock the secrets of the red planet and someone in your life will try to do this to you. Your secrets are especially dark lately and will probably get you in trouble if found out…avoid this nosey jerk at[Read More…]

April 13, 2015 Uncategorized

Five Ways to Spice Up Your Love Life

5-Paprika Lightly sprinkling paprika on your partner during foreplay is a great way to liven up the mood. Paprika can be mild, hot, or even sweet, so experiment to find the best flavor for you and your lover. It also goes great on eggs! 4- Vanilla Beans: Crush vanilla beans onto your partner during intercourse for a familiar, universally loved[Read More…]

February 14, 2015 Things To Know, Uncategorized
In Wake of Ferguson Riots, Boone Police Cancel Plans to Acquire Tank

In Wake of Ferguson Riots, Boone Police Cancel Plans to Acquire Tank

BOONE, NC – In the light of the recent debate over the militarization of police forces, both large and small, the Boone police department announced Thursday that they have canceled plans to obtain an eight million dollar M1 Abrams tank for use in an “acute decibel infraction response team”.  Many readers will recognize the Abrams from US military operations in[Read More…]

September 15, 2014 Student-Life, Uncategorized

Secret Menu Items You Probably Didn’t Know About

You may not be aware of this, but many fast food restaurants can offer you more than they may advertise on their menus.  These “secret” menu items, as they are called, can really come in handy for some folks looking to spice up their orders.  For any curious college students out there, here is a list of secret menu items[Read More…]

April 16, 2014 Uncategorized

Terrorists are an Increasing Threat to Sochi Olymp-OH MY GOD THERE’S A HUGE SPIDER ON MY KEYBOARD!

SOCHI, RUSSIA – Amidst the start of the Winter Olympics, recent bombings across Russian cities continue to spread fear across the minds of participants.  It is seeming more and more possible with each passing day that extremists may find a way to infliEm jesfasdmn,bzdsdfgxg hjcbvgjadwdfsghjhjksewrfgbv drsswt6wcvx jiopqweweqwasbcvy89kl;cbv dsjusljkdeizxcjk gyfrhkuv cbh fr ndfsiohu8y97er cdjhv dxhyn AZRTYH            vrsugvadiurg  esrt ertwcvb fqwiyw            dfyr[Read More…]

February 5, 2014 Uncategorized