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Top 5 Boone Waterfalls To Get Fingered At

Top 5 Boone Waterfalls To Get Fingered At

1. Trashcan Falls – An Appalachian classic, Trashcan Falls offers a five minute walk to a magical outcropping of rock formations and shimmering pools for your significant other to give your meat wallet a good old-fashioned finger blasting. 2. Boone Fork Falls – It’s well worth the strenuous hike to reach the awe-inspiring site of Boone Fork Falls, with 25[Read More…]

March 3, 2017 Opinion, Student-Life, Things To Know
Op-Ed: I Wore Blackface For A Day To See What It’s Like To Be Blind Soul Musician Ray Charles

Op-Ed: I Wore Blackface For A Day To See What It’s Like To Be Blind Soul Musician Ray Charles

  Ray Charles, who is often referred to as ‘The High Priest of Soul,’ faced many limitations as a result of becoming completely blind at an early age. To try to understand the challenges he endured during his career in the Civil Rights era, I made the decision to wear blackface for a whole day.   Almost immediately, I felt[Read More…]

September 2, 2016 Opinion, Things To Know
Wine Pairings For Your Antidepressants

Wine Pairings For Your Antidepressants

  Pristiq – Riesling A light Riesling with oaky undertones goes great with your numbing existential dread and beautifully compliments the dry mouth side effects of Pristiq.   Prozac – Pinot Grigio This wine really brings out the bitter taste of the handfuls of dry pills you power thrust down your throat daily, and will get you so inebriated that[Read More…]

March 18, 2016 Things To Know
11 Sexy Sounds Hipsters Can Mate To

11 Sexy Sounds Hipsters Can Mate To

  The flicking of an American Spirit cigarette A child angrily stepping on a dandelion A pre-teen crying over a bad Pitchfork review given to her favorite indie-rock band Vladimir Putin reading 1800’s Russian folklore Two hummingbirds attacking each other Famous writer Chuck Palahniuk sighing aggressively Organic quinoa boiling in water Bob Dylan spitting on the ground Macaulay Culkin crying in[Read More…]

January 27, 2016 Things To Know
7 Ways to Tell That You’ve “Become Appalachian”

7 Ways to Tell That You’ve “Become Appalachian”

The only restaurants you visit are ones that you know for sure sell granola, and you have given your phone number to every other restaurant in town so that they can call you if they ever should start selling granola.   You know the best way to clear your head is to just go for a long hike while shouting[Read More…]

January 15, 2016 Opinion, Student-Life, Things To Know
6 Awesome Bands You Definitely Need to Check Out

6 Awesome Bands You Definitely Need to Check Out

1.) Mikrowelle Scheiße: This German band is making waves for bringing back classic dungeon trap-techno music thanks to their eccentric frontman, who has been described as a combination of Freddie Mercury and John Wayne. 2.) Attack of the 6-Foot-Pelvis: Often praised as the pioneers of the original post-anamanaguchi subgenre, 6-Foot-Pelvis combines sriracha-dipped vocals with the audacity of a lion in heat.[Read More…]

November 30, 2015 Sports & Entertainment, Things To Know
All the Numbers 1-10, Ranked

All the Numbers 1-10, Ranked

10. 5- I have 5 toes, but i’ve always wanted 4 and I am pissed off 9. 10- The only thing worse than 9 Hitlers in a room is 10. 8. 1- This is just a straight line and it is bullshit. 7. 4- I don’t really have a reason. It just looks kind of stupid. 6. 2- 2 people are used[Read More…]

November 10, 2015 Opinion, Things To Know

7 Pledging Rituals to Strengthen Your Brotherhood

  Trust Fall– An integral part of being part of a Fraternity is trust. Have the pledges fall into waiting arms of a fraternity brother. Repeat this until every possible combination has done the trust fall. Sporting Events– Build their confidence by staging a sporting event, such as a football or basketball game between pledges and brothers. Make sure to[Read More…]

October 13, 2015 Things To Know
12 Reasons Dave’s Party Was Dope and You Totally Should Have Been There

12 Reasons Dave’s Party Was Dope and You Totally Should Have Been There

The Booze – There was so much booze, man. So many people were sooo fucked up. The Weed – Dave gets his weed imported from a weed place and it was the best shit I’ve ever smoked. I was SO cross-buzzed. The Reanimated Corpse of Ronald Reagan – How fucking cool is Ronald Reagan though? He was so fucking hammered that he[Read More…]

September 23, 2015 Things To Know
10 Abstinence Hacks Every Teen Who Wants to Get In to Heaven Should Know

10 Abstinence Hacks Every Teen Who Wants to Get In to Heaven Should Know

Use an everyday belt from your wardrobe as a makeshift lash. Whip yourself on the back once for every impure thought you have.     Carry a small bible in each hand. Hands full of the Holy Scripture can’t cop a feel!     Hang a crucifix above your bed. A constant reminder of our Lord’s suffering will keep you from both self-abuse, and[Read More…]

September 14, 2015 Things To Know