Opinion

Op-Ed: We Get It, You Like Sriracha

Op-Ed: We Get It, You Like Sriracha

Alright pal, we get it: you like Sriracha. And you know, most people don’t hate it, but that’s really no excuse to abuse it. If you sit down and mix a little with your rice and beans, or even with your egg noodles, I wouldn’t bat an eye; if you had stopped at that agreeable point, I certainly wouldn’t have[Read More…]

February 4, 2016 Opinion
7 Ways to Tell That You’ve “Become Appalachian”

7 Ways to Tell That You’ve “Become Appalachian”

The only restaurants you visit are ones that you know for sure sell granola, and you have given your phone number to every other restaurant in town so that they can call you if they ever should start selling granola.   You know the best way to clear your head is to just go for a long hike while shouting[Read More…]

January 15, 2016 Opinion, Student-Life, Things To Know
Op-Ed: If White Privilege Is Real, Why Did Catherine Leave Me?

Op-Ed: If White Privilege Is Real, Why Did Catherine Leave Me?

Lately, I’ve been bombarded by liberals on social media telling me to check my privilege. They constantly say that, as a white person, I have a natural head-start on people of other races. But I have one question for them: if white privilege is real, why did my wife Catherine leave me? I’m well aware of what the statistics say: As[Read More…]

December 3, 2015 Opinion
All the Numbers 1-10, Ranked

All the Numbers 1-10, Ranked

10. 5- I have 5 toes, but i’ve always wanted 4 and I am pissed off 9. 10- The only thing worse than 9 Hitlers in a room is 10. 8. 1- This is just a straight line and it is bullshit. 7. 4- I don’t really have a reason. It just looks kind of stupid. 6. 2- 2 people are used[Read More…]

November 10, 2015 Opinion, Things To Know